#🔹 anon

[hmshermitcraft]

Turns out so many people are obsessed with Joel, he turned into a god. He gets offerings, gold, immortality, not to mention all of his new Lightning powers.

The problem? The mortals somehow got it in their heads he’s in love with the stupid Redstone god.

So naturally, their temples end up side by side. Tapestries and poetry of the two of them are romantic gifts. They sometimes even get joint offerings. That stupid Eefo just laughs it off.

Even some of the gods are getting in on it now, mocking him whenever he stares a little too long, setting them up on dates he pretends to despise but secretly loves.

And the worst part? He’s starting to think the mortals are right.

-🔹

If you were to ask Joel what part of it is the worst, his answer would change every time. Firstly, there's the fact that the mortals might be right. Joel hates when other people are right and he's wrong! Especially about himself.

Then there's the fact it is tanking his reputation as a new god. It's hard enough already without such an obvious weak point. Good job he can give as good as he gets.

And then there's the fact the redstone god is actually stupidly attractive. And he doesn't even seem aware of it! He's a god amongst gods without even realising. He's too busy inventing cool things and being amazing.

Ugh! If you ask him, Etho can take his offerings and shove them up his-

[our-honeybee-transfem-experience]

Hi not the normal alter that posts but, wow I’ve done some thinking and I might be transfem? I don’t know.

I’m bigender. I am transmasc. These identities are very important to me. I’ve always felt a disconnect from my girlhood because that was the “cis” part of me. But it really wasn’t. The girl part of me is as trans as the boy part. Transfem feels right? But also idk.

-🔹

id say if it feels right then go for it! if you end up not liking the label later on you can just change it easily

[goopingandgunking]

dont worry about it. its just the mold talking. someone should clean up around here -🔹

.. Right, probably yeah. Mold usually isn’t good.. Usually, anyway

[yandereforme]

That non-neglected reader thing you reblogged... like what I really want to see is a bio kid reader whose mom is actually the shitty one so when her mom conveniently dies and she gets sent to Bruce she goes from being ignored to having a family that's a little too involved with her.

Like can you imagine going from being largely independent with no supervision to having 10+ people always wanting to be with you, know what you're doing, where you're going, and actually care about you? The sheer whiplash alone... plus, reader would have no idea its not normal for a loving family to install cameras in her room and make her wear a tracker. Just trying to tell her friends a funny story and then go "why are they looking at me like that?"

And Bruce would totally be yandere right from the get go with an abused bio kid cause what do you mean he missed out on holding his baby when she was born and her 1st steps and other milestones just like he did with all of his other kids just for her to be abused by the person who kept her from him!!

I just want more neglected but not by the batfam bio kid reader, but I'm not talented to write something like this myself yet... 😭

- 🔷️

First off, this is super cool, and I am in awe of your brain! Secondly, this is very well articulated.

No, but I also think about this sometimes because you also have to think of the fact that this reader would definitely cling to the affection.

Human beings need connections. It’s literally hardwired into our brain, and that coupled with the touch starvation would definitely lead to you also being very attached. Not Yandere, not anywhere close to the extent of your brothers and father, but enough that you overlook stuff that your friends might say are red flags because you have longed for that sort of companionship for years, and you are finally getting it.

About Bruce, it would arguably be worse for him mentally because the reader is a civilian. Damien was probably mistreated, that’s Cannon, but at least Talia was training. Damien came to him angry and ready to fight just like the other kids.

You on the other hand, come to him bruised and clingy with desperation in your eyes. You don’t want to fight, you are the innocent person he couldn’t protect. He wouldn’t break his no kill, not unless your mother approached you again after he took custody and attempted to take you back. As long as you are in his arms and away from your mother, he can convince himself that he managed to save you, even if it was far too late for his taste.

If your mother tries to come back, though, claiming that she’s changed or even just trying to take you away, he might not kill her himself but he would definitely let Jason kill your mother while he coddles you.

I will probably add more to this concept later because I really like this concept but that’s all I have for now. Thank you for requesting! Please send more of these, I might not have any motivation for my big series, but I do enjoy getting prompts like this. 

[ask-mumbojumbo]

Oh little genius,

you’re blinded by your heart 

but if you wish to save him 

you have to play your part.

Do not listen to his words 

for it is all their lies,

instead act like you are listening 

but keep on your disguise.

Don’t let his words persuade you 

but let them think they do,

keep your head up, little fighter,

We’ve always been supporting you 

-👁️

* Mumbo raises his eyes to the sky. He notices the purplish, staticky sheen that seems to cover the clouds. He ignores it.

I'm not sure. Let me think about it.. or actually, let me not think about it.

Thinking about you gives me a headache.

[bludraws094]

fucking

[blualt]

“untramautizing my ocs”

quill: nonexistent

biblically accurate feather: nonexistent

goldstone: nonexistent

feather: alive

[invidiia]

✦HIIIIIII I LOVE HOW YOU WRITE ><✦ ✦ACCEPT MY LOVEEEE✦

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HIAISISIS HELLOOOO

THANKKYOUUY SOSOSOSOSBMUCH

[fisherobsessedmyb]

Hii, I saw you doing some hcs for Sal mainly and I wanted to ask what do you think Sal would be like if he had a little sibling, gn if possible. The sibling is just a few years younger than him

Ahh this is a cute idea. :)

🔹Older brother sally face hcs!🔹

🔹Sal Fisher X GN!Sibling!Reader!🔹

🔹Sal would definitely be quite caring, I'd say🔹

🔹Like helping u with ur homework and stuff🔹

🔹Sal would probably deal with a few nightmares surrounding you, I'd believe🔹

🔹Since yknow he's probably worried about losing his little sibling like he did his mom🔹

🔹But I think he'd keep that to himself and maybe larry, though he probably wouldn't tell you to not worry you🔹

🔹Definitely struggles to accept "we protect eachother" instead of "i protect you" because he feels responsible for you to a certain degree🔹

🔹Sal would definitely let u watch him play guitar, probably even teach u a little even if u weren't great🔹

🔹As long as he was giving u nice family memories, it didn't matter to him🔹

🔹Sal would definitely give u checkups, i think🔹

🔹Like just small "are you okay?"s,"remember I'm always here to talk, that's what older brothers are for"s, and"how was your day?"s sprinkled through the week🔹

🔹Maybe even day if he was particularly worried about you🔹

🔹Which he probably would be pretty often considering he has mental health struggles himself🔹

🔹Sal would probably give u matching pigtails if you asked, hes happy u wanna be like him:)🔹

🔹Sal would definitely not wanna tell you about the ghosts or the red eyes to protect you🔹

🔹He thinks you're not ready for that given he's 15-17 and barely even ready for it himself🔹

🔹Sal would give u his sanitys fall cds to borrow sometimes🔹

🔹Or bring u to larrys to head bang together🔹

🔹He probably wouldn't let u join everytime though, if weed was gonna be present🔹

🔹He'd definitely be the first person u come out to(if you did)🔹

🔹He'd definitely say something like"I'm glad you told me, you know I love you either way though. You can always talk to me"🔹

🔹He'd definitely be more annoyed with travis if his comments started being directed towards u after u come out🔹

🔹But he'd still try to be somewhat considerate about travis' possible struggles🔹

🔹Sal would definitely have movie nights with u and larry🔹

🔹And u'd fall asleep on his shoulder everytime🔹

🔹Sal would definitely care more about u than himself🔹

🔹Overall, sal would be a very caring and(maybe?)slightly protective older brother. u'd definitely be protected and loved having sal as ur older brother :)🔹

A/n:ahh I hope this was ok, anon! I can always tweak a few things if needed. But it was fun writin this. Happy reading!

[hmshermitcraft]

The part 2 of my last ask you didn’t need but I wanted to write anyway. So there.

Unfortunately things have somehow gotten even worse for Joel. The Redstone god himself has gotten in on the joke, flirting shamelessly, building elaborate contraptions just to prank him. 

Of course, Joel got in on the pranking, Etho couldn’t win that easily. Trying to make him blush at every opportunity, building bad contraptions and gaslighting everyone to believing Etho built them.

The other gods don’t even have to set them up on dates anymore, they tend to to to accidentally do that to themselves.

They are now stuck in a relationship that’s really only just a game of chicken. Even worse, the game of chicken might only be there because the two of them are too scared to confess the very real feelings they both have. (As much as they try to deny it)

The other gods try to help them out, but eventually just give up. Even after getting them to kiss at their own wedding the idiots are still somehow obliviously dancing around each other. Luckily they are immortal, they have all the time in the world.

-🔹

first part!

It's a privilege many don't get to have. Whilst the couple may not be intentionally using it, at least time is there to be used.

They'll get there eventually. With the magnetism between them, it's impossible they won't.

[our-honeybee-transfem-experience]

GUESS WHO FINALLY DECIDED SCREW IT, I AM A AFAB TFEM!

-🔹(same sys , different alter. Hi its been awile)

HOORAY

[goopingandgunking]

here can be anywhere. here is everywhere. but right now i mean Here as in the Askbox -🔹

Sure. Don’t know what an askbox is but yeah.

[scout-stims]

transparent blue slime stimboard 4 anon!!!

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[ask-mumbojumbo]

They call you little mouth,

but we were the one to give the name,

and now they have your child 

They will hurt him! Are you insane? 

I’m sorry we lost our temper,

We just care so much for your boy 

But if you let them have him 

He will be nothing more than just a toy 

-👁️



Okay, well, they don't have him, they said something along the lines of watching.. over....

Oh no. They could be lying, this is bad! I'll just take care of Grumbot myself, I shouldn't trust these.. entities.

[bludraws094]

i think ive come up with a way to refer to a certain someone without spoiling too much

so i shall now refer to said someone as 🪶🔹 (for the time being)

they use they/it btw

[oraclekleo]

[Tarot Game] DatingDoor (21+)

CLOSED

Hello, my dear followers!

I’m back with one more tarot game. This time it’s again a fiction scenario including you and your favourite celebrity. Through a tarot reading I’m going to answer three questions.

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At First Sight = The first impression or vibe you would give when meeting chosen celebrity

Action! = How would your first date with chosen celebrity most likely look like

Seduced by the Moonlight = How could you seduce your chosen celebrity

This reading will tell more about you than the celebrity but it might be a useful insight.

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How to participate:

You and your chosen celebrity should both be 21 years old or older

Follow me

Like and reblog this post + any 2 other tarot reading posts from me

Use Talk to me button or DM me for this one

Name of your chosen celebrity (can be from any part of the globe but has to be a celebrity, they have to be 21+)

State your name or nickname, how should I address you

State your astrological sign

Tell me what kind of fashion you wear the most and feel most comfortable wearing

Give feedback after receiving the reading!

Optional:

1-3 decks from my collection 🔹 Tarot 🔹 Oracle 1 🔹 Oracle 2 🔹 (if you don’t choose deck(s), I will choose them)

Share with me what is your favourite piece of work your chosen celebrity did (song, MV, movie, photoshoot, TV series or drama, theatre play, sports event, etc.)

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No anon asks. If you want the reading to be private, send your request to my DM.

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Disclaimer:

There is no deadline. I will answer as promptly as possible for me.

There is no declared word count. I will give you the message I can see in the cards.

This game will be open as long as the number of requests isn’t overwhelming. I might close the game temporarily but all of my games are a permanent part of my repertoire.

All my tarot readings are for entertainment purposes only.

I don’t know any celebrity personally, this tarot reading describes a purely hypothetical scenario and should be treated as fanfiction.

The messages may be 18+ if the cards convey such a scenario

What tarot says is not set in stone, you have your life in your hands and you can choose to ignore or disobey the suggestions cards give.

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I can’t wait for your requests!

Have a fabulous day!

Oracle Kleo

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